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I want to roll myself up
as tight as i can
and wrap myself up
in wrapping paper
with ribbons
and a big bow
then tuck myself in
to a large cardboard box
and post myself to you

By Suzy Shipman

I like to take photos and write words ...

8 comments

  1. Someone would get a very lovely surprise! Just make sure you send the package by the quickest means possible – otherwise you may end up eating the box before you get there ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. There are many other flaws which may spoil this plan, like how on earth do I get into the cardboard box when I’m already wrapped up, and if I manage that, then how do I get my box to the post office? I think lack of food would be the least of my worries! ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. You can pre-warp the box and glue on the lid behind you. As for the post-office – I was thinking courier pick-up. Just have the box prepaid and outside and then call for pick-up using your cell phone. Nothing is impossible. Somethings just haven’t been tried yet ๐Ÿ˜›

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    1. I think definitely recorded delivery. Want to make sure I end up being opened by the right person don’t I? Although due the various flaws in my plan mentioned to Merlin above, perhaps coming in my car to visit you might be a little more wise x

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